You know what can really make a girl feel old? Realizing that she has officially entered that realm of someone who does not own the proper clothing for a night of clubbing.
Yes, friends, that’s me. Tonight is my dear friend Paula’s bachelorette party, and I haven’t a thing to wear. It looks like I am just going to bite the bullet and go in all black and hope that the young ones there don’t realize that I am just an old lady dressed in her work clothes.
Will I stay out all night when I have to get up at 5 AM to go to work tomorrow? Doubtful. Will I at least make it to midnight? I hope so!